Okay we’ve just gotten stuck in the car wash and the emergency number was out of service and this guy (complete stranger, just filling up his car) must’ve seen us and went and brought us a gold run through package to start the machine up again, that package is about £40 and he didn’t even ask us to pay for it. Aren’t people great?
I’m not comfortable about going on a plane now I’ve realised it’s a metal box shooting through the air almost at the speed of sound and it’s powered by liquid dinosaurs
Why the fuck can I not hail a taxi, arm out like a nazi might be my favourite lyric ever
I brought the bible and Schindlers List now my dads thinks I should have counselling
I have a pretty bad stammer stemming from my anexiety and my mother thinks the best way to combat it is to just stand there and laugh/insult me